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Home invasion TV series suggestion

Working Title: "Sod up yer life!" It's really rather self-explanatory; "Every week our team of guerilla (spelt wrong in the opening credits) experts take on one ordinairy "dweeby" family somewhere out in the grey 'burbs and... sod up their lives! " The team: The Introducer, Billy Soddy , speaks nothing but hysterical hype-speak from the word go. He "glibs" his way through the whole program, introducing the team in typically exagerated fashion; turning up first to sneer at the unfortunate "invaded" family's existing unimproved car, home, garden, etc. Lines like "Oooh, this is so seventies...", or "What is this...a cheese on wheels", and so on. Billy Soddy wears a shiny suit, and lends no hand to any actual work, "improving" or otherwise. The "wild and crazy" B'Jones and his team of "over the top" car stylists will transform the family car(s) "from yawn to ROAR!"

Miniature Bacon & Eggs

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Miniature Bacon and Eggs, Miniature Bacon and Eggs, Make me a lot of them, Can't get enough of them! Miniature Bacon and Eggs!

How quietly creeps the rust

So quietly creeps the rust, across the hotel roof, reducing to red dust, all that was water-proof. So slowly spreads the patch, over the metal panels, how gradually they detach, the screws in twisted channels. How slowly works corrosion, upon this old hotel, like a very slow explosion, unheard by the personnel.

Thuvia, Maid of Mars

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Thuvia, Maid of Mars , Rested on my bookshelf, From I was eleven, And I never read it; not even now have I read it. As such, I couldn't really say What Thuvia, Maid of Mars , was made of. But I read in the Sun , That there is life on Mars, (or there at least may very possibly be very likely conditions that don't exclude life on Mars, or something) But Alas; no Thuvia !