Dressing in a Bottle
Just a simple scam, that occured to me, oh Just the other day, while wandering down aisle three, oh More "Newman's Owns" than any man would care for, Costs twice as much as just as much from "Knorr", oh I'll sell my own vinegarette to the world! I'll sell my own vinegarette to the world! I hope that someone buys my I hope that someone buys my I hope that someone buys my Dressing in a bottle, yeah Dressing in a bottle, yeah A year has passed since I sold this dud But I might have known that right from the start It's hard to make a break in groceries Retail sales can make you rich but Fickleness can break your bank...balance I'll sell my own vinegarette to the world! I'll sell my own vinegarette to the world! I hope that someone buys my I hope that someone buys my I hope that someone buys my Dressing in a bottle, yeah Dressing in a bottle, yeah Went to the shop this morning, don't believe what I saw Hundred billion unsold bottles lining al...